Now that Britany Spears is getting divorced...

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 17:35:55

"Singer" Britney Spears has filed for divorce from
her "rapper" "husband," Kevin Federline, AKA K-Fed.


The Top 10 Things on Britney's To-Do List


10> Go on "Maurey"; Tell K-Fed he's not the father of either child.

9> Ask Alanis for tips on writing I-hate-my-ex songs.

8> Ask doctor why my boobs stopped growing but my thighs and butt
didn't.

7> Pick up a six pack of hymens.

6> Claim I've been locked in a cage for the past three years and
it was my evil clone that turned into a trailer trash mother
of two. The *real* Britney is still a virgin!

5> Cut off Kevin's "big hat allowance."

4> Move to a remote monastery and live out the remainder of
my pointless, wretched life in total, anonymous obscurity.
JUST KIDDING! Book an appearance on "TRL."

3> Join Jessica and Ashlee Simpson in a new supergroup:
The Ditzy Chicks.

2> See if Angelina or Madonna have room for a couple more
needy kids.


and the Number 1 Thing on Britney's To-Do List...


1> Return 34 George Foreman Grills received as wedding gifts.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 22:49:15

<lol> especially number one.

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 23:25:06

Personally, I liked the one about the Ditzy Chicks best.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 11-Nov-2006 15:26:49

as did i. is she really getting a divorce?

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 11-Nov-2006 16:14:20

Yes, it's been all over the celebrity news programs lately.